i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
"I actually love being the underdog because I get a chance to prove somebody wrong everyday."
- I have developed an unhealthy crave for After. It is so good and like I NEED THE NEW CHAPTER!
remembering that Hessa isn’t real…
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast